Firstly, we understand now why it is called The Extermination Parade. Pretty sure people were exterminated. Secondly, can say we have ´done´a Carnaval. Thirdly, ... well let´s explain!
So, things got off to a nice, smooth start. Because we had got to Sitges early, we were able to wander about the gorgeous, old town along the Mediterranean coast. Sat in the sun at an oceanside restaurant and had paella. And watched the children´s parade. Oh, what joyful, harmless fun. Little did we know....
Later, things started to get a little busy. We got way-laid into an interesting bar (with a Paris/Snow White theme ... ?) where the dancers were drag queens. Danced a little. Danced alongside a lady who seemed "like trouble" (remember her, she features again later). Giving us the come and dance with me eyes.... We opted not to, but if we had the following story could have been even more interesting. We headed down to the beach past Carnaval paraders getting ready, and found ourselves a great spot to watch from up on a 8 foot wall by the parade path. Seemed like a good idea at the time. All well and good. Then things started to get busy. Really busy. We started to get worried; firstly that we would loose our special spot, and then more that we would be pushed off our special spot to the crowd 8 foot below by the drunken crowd behind us. Then the riot police came in. Initially interesting, then scary! Pretty soon, the police seemed overwhelmed as we watched people opposite yelling for help as they got squashed against the metal barricades. Oh, yeah, the parade hadn´t started yet!
Well, when it did, it was fun (in a sort-of scary way). And it went on, and on - after three hours it was still going (1:45 am) and we thought maybe we should try and leave as people were getting more drunk and the pushing was getting more. So we squeezed and pushed through the crowds, hanging onto to each others hands like children on a school outing. Clearing the parade area, we thought we had made it past the worst. Oh no. Into the town, and the crowd was packed solid. An unmoving wall of people drinking, yelling, fighting. At one point, all stopped, the crowd swayed in unison in one direction and then another, and for a moment it seemed like we were all going down ....
But no, staggering on past riot police, we found a moments peace as the crowd parted ... to reveal our bar friend collapsed on a pile of trash bags with another (unidentified) woman squatting to pee by her feet. Our áquaintance´ raised a pitiful hand towards us - a friendly gesture? a cry for help? a ´hey wanna dance some more´? Who knows, as we were swept forward once more onward to the train station where a huge line of people were being controlled by the police with riot gear prepared .... Through (finally) to the platform, we were in a mad push and shove dash onto the train (2:30 am) where we collapsed, grateful to have made it. Our peace lasted about 5 minutes before a fight ensued with individuals swinging overhead kicking at rivals faces.
Oh yeah, and when we got back to Barcelona, it was to a different train station where we had a 4 mile walk back to our apartment past drug pushers and prostitutes and various other characters of the night. We locked the door behind us, finally safe and sound, at 4:20 am.
Yes, I think we can say we did a Carnaval.
After a day to recover, we headed to the monastery at Monserrat. Maybe to atone, or heap platitudes that we survived ..... Beautiful scenery, wonderful boys choir, and not a bad cup of coffee either. And we got to touch the Virgin Mary´s ball .... (I think the correct term is orb, but you get the idea...) (except Evan went the wrong way to touch the ball, and got in trouble) (the Virgin seemed unbothered, but a guide was most upset).
But no, staggering on past riot police, we found a moments peace as the crowd parted ... to reveal our bar friend collapsed on a pile of trash bags with another (unidentified) woman squatting to pee by her feet. Our áquaintance´ raised a pitiful hand towards us - a friendly gesture? a cry for help? a ´hey wanna dance some more´? Who knows, as we were swept forward once more onward to the train station where a huge line of people were being controlled by the police with riot gear prepared .... Through (finally) to the platform, we were in a mad push and shove dash onto the train (2:30 am) where we collapsed, grateful to have made it. Our peace lasted about 5 minutes before a fight ensued with individuals swinging overhead kicking at rivals faces.
Oh yeah, and when we got back to Barcelona, it was to a different train station where we had a 4 mile walk back to our apartment past drug pushers and prostitutes and various other characters of the night. We locked the door behind us, finally safe and sound, at 4:20 am.
Yes, I think we can say we did a Carnaval.
After a day to recover, we headed to the monastery at Monserrat. Maybe to atone, or heap platitudes that we survived ..... Beautiful scenery, wonderful boys choir, and not a bad cup of coffee either. And we got to touch the Virgin Mary´s ball .... (I think the correct term is orb, but you get the idea...) (except Evan went the wrong way to touch the ball, and got in trouble) (the Virgin seemed unbothered, but a guide was most upset).
"Nothing is exciting if you know what the outcome is going to be" (Joseph Campbell)